Last updated April 19, 2026
I respect your privacy. Also, I don’t have the time or energy to do anything sketchy with your information—so there’s that.
Here’s what you should know:
What I Collect
When you place an order or contact me, I may collect things like:
- Your name
- Email address
- Shipping/billing address
- Payment information (handled securely through my payment processor—I don’t see your full card details)
If you message me, I’ll also have whatever info you decide to share. That part’s on you.
What I Do With It
Your information is used to:
- Process and ship your order
- Contact you if there’s an issue (or if I need clarification because something looks… questionable)
- Respond to messages or custom requests
That’s it. No weird side hustles with your data.
Who I Share It With
I only share your info when necessary to run the business, like:
- Payment processors (to actually charge you)
- Shipping carriers (so your order can show up at your door instead of mine)
- Website/platform providers (so this whole thing functions like a real business)
They handle your data according to their own policies, which are about as exciting as you’d expect.
Cookies (Not the Fun Kind)
My website may use cookies or similar tracking tools to:
- Keep the site working properly
- Understand basic traffic (like how people found the site)
No, I’m not personally stalking your every move online.
How Your Info Is Protected
I use standard, secure platforms for payments and hosting.
Is anything on the internet 100% bulletproof? No.
Do I take reasonable steps to keep your info safe? Yes.
Your Choices
You can:
- Contact me to update or delete your information (within reason—some things I have to keep for records/taxes because the government likes paperwork)
- Opt out of emails if I ever send them, which I probably won’t (don’t worry, I’m not big on spam)
Third-Party Links
If I link to other websites, they have their own rules.
Once you leave my site, you’re on their turf.
Changes to This Policy
If I update this, I’ll post the new version here with a new date.
Nothing sneaky.
Contact
Questions? Concerns? Existential data crises?
Reach out and I’ll do my best to help.